Saggers

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Yeah, you know who you are.  By going to this page you're practically admitting it.  You're a sagger and proud of it!  Team Stiff has perfected the art of Sagging.  Just ask the Hacky Jedi.  Until a few years ago he refused to even consider sagging.  Then one drunken evening some cute girls asked to sag into camp on the Stiff bus, and he quickly changed his mind.  After disembarking the Hacky Jedi was overheard to say, "If this is what you guys call sagging, count me in!"  Bus dancing in the isle of the bus while driving down the road is always a common occurrence when Team Stiff sags.  Each day on RAGBRAI, the Stiff bus can usually be found at the town before the campsite town.  If you would like to share the sag experience with the Stiffies you must meet the following stringent criteria and obey the following rules.

  1. You must have breasts (unless you're Murph's Homme d'jour)
  2. You must drink to excess
  3. You must dance
  4. You must like loud music

These rules may seem unreasonable to some, but the team feels these rules ensure a safe and pleasant sagging experience for all involved.

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